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Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

UnImportant Missing Blue Folder

Dept. Of Homeland Security: 'Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?'

WASHINGTON—"I can assure everyone that the assistant secretary could have sworn she had it when she went through the metal detector," said DHS Secretary Chertoff.

Never Give Up

Even if you don't quite get the concept. Keep on Trying. More practice might help.

Some geek valentines love

Finding chuck Norris is no easy task

Type "find chuck norris" in google and click I'm feeling lucky

or just visit here

My favorite part is at the top

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

Burgers are getting bigger all the time

People just don't eat little portions anymore. I still don't think I could finish this burger though.

Becoming a breatharian is easier than you think

If you want to become a breatharian living in the 5th Dimension just go to http://www.breatharian.com/. Other than knowing about it you only need $20 million to learn how to ascend. Quite a bargain as far as space type travel goes.

Of course, everyone is already a breatharian...they just haven't realized their full potential.